Jun
23
Attack of the KILLER TOMATOES!
Posted by v3ryh1gh at 14:45 | Filed In Compare & Contrast
So far 300 or more deaths have been attributed to the consumption of tomatoes tainted by salmonella. Now whos taint is responsible, no one really knows for sure, but when you go into your favorite fast food joint, just ask them to “Hold the tomatoes! Bitch!”
I never thought that my disliking for tomatoes as a child may have had something to do with a little Movie turned animated kid’s show that I would watch in amaizment. I mean, think about it, the thought of a Tomatoe getting pissed off once it was given life only to have it come to life and possibly roll over your ass is kind of traumatizing to a young child. You kind of think….if a tomatoe does stand up comedy….do other vegitables throw human remains on stage? Well it kind of makes you think……DON’T IT???
Probably not…..ohwell!
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